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May 6th, 2008

"Don't expect anyone else to support you." -Baz Lurhmann

A Picture of the Uninvited Roomate (Don't let them in). Jabba the Slut

I had a lifetime friend of my Fiance's move in last year and you would never believe how stupid that was. That Jaba the Hutt worthless pile of slime gave us $140 for a month and a half voluntarily and when it came time to pay the rent.... oh what a pile of crap she turned into. 8+ months later she still goes around town (which is a small one) complaining about how the sun chicken ripped her off about this and that...REALLY. You know what she never paid the amount but she still complains about it. The definition of what a true D-Bag is. Moral of the story... don't trust anybody, not anybody not your Grandma not your friends not your parents sometimes hopefully less than not....your spouse. Everyone only cares about one person in the end and thats themselves. Essentially when you let your guard down some parasite will swoop in and take advantage of you like a fly on a pile of crap. I look at most people now and I see nothing worth liking. Its just how humans are built to evolve.

Give your cost of trust up at a very high price its an expensive commodity in the emotions of life.

May 5th, 2008

As a farm chicken I must tell all my Chick-a-dudes out there that the Sun Chicken is quite busy with planting the crops and injecting high amounts of ammonia and geneticaly enhanced crystallized coated seed into the dirt. I must tell you I don't like it but I have accepted it...its just how farming works now.

I have been playing around with online advertising mainly google adsense I must tell you that if only I could get more than 3 people to read my blog it just might work someday. I only got the URL (sunchicken.com) setup about 1.5 weeks ago and it has yet to be indexed by Yahoo or Google so.... YEP.

Thought of the Day: SCREW TIBET

May 1 , 2008

I need to tell someone what happened half an hour ago..

The time was roughly 1:30 AM or so... I was reading minusGarfield.com, laughing in hysterics just all out giggling and belting out laughter at various comics, and I was eating a banana. I got to a certain comic, and did one of those "HA" type laughs as I bit into my banana. I breathed out, then sucked in quickly, and instantly became aware that I was choking and couldn't breathe. It's amazing what you think of when your mind is filled with terror.

I instantly grabbed my mouse, clicked the google search box, and typed "self heimlich". Within a couple seconds I had a diagram up. I placed my fist above my navel, grabbed it with my other hand and dove onto my desk...

Out popped the banana, and I could breathe. Tears were streaming down my cheeks. And the only thing I could think of was "I could have died... damn.. why the hell wasn't I eating steak as a last meal..."

Thought of the Day:"This wind wouldn't bother me so much if I had money."

Hey if the eye surgery doesn't work out a Patch would probably be a good conversation starter. Gotta be positive +

April 30th, 2008

Probably one of the best interesting new things to do on the "internets" (G.W. Voice) is physically controlled web cams. The coolest one I have found is from Hollywood at the Park La Brea building. It blew me away the first time seeing this.

In other news... what the Blue Heck is going on with Obama. Talk about bad press. He is almost too smart to be accepted by the Americans. He is against a tax cut for gas prices mainly because that is not the answer. I could go on for days talking about this, but why should the oil companies be stealing out of the pockets of the working poor just to see more zero's on a number that essentially doesn't mean anything anymore. The US doesn't have any money to give back. Hillary Clinton will do nothing more than drag the fabric of her pantsuits around saying "Oh...I'm trying so hard, I don't know what I have done wrong?" Obama will get things done with the most reasonable form of thinking as needed for a nation in utter despair.

April 26th, 2008

Chris Warkentin is saying:"Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings."

April 23rd, 2008

• - A hard to find Word Break symbol I copied and pasted to seperate links on my real website that I will never talk about here. This site is essentially my "Notes" document without the crap and just the fun stuff.

April 23rd, 2008

That Part of me is gone.

Working and not succeeding, all my failures have left me...uh...

I just don't care.

- The Dialog of Henry Plainview from the Paramount Vantage and Miramax Film - "There Will Be Blood"

April 22nd, 2008

Personally the Sun Chicken is pulling for the Yin & Yang Obama but Mcain is pretty good in this video. Barack kind of O-"Bombed"-A in his Video on WWE similair to a high school principal trying to look
cool. But the Chicken Smells what Barack is cookin' and it ain't good for my buddys back at the ranch... But for real I hope Barack is the next President which should happen once the woman gives it up.

April 21st, 08

Video Website Revenue revue - Can you make money online uploading a watchable viral video...yes you can.

Revver - Payment to producers?: Yes. Users earn 50 percent of revenue generated by ad on their video's page.

Google Video - Payment to producers?: Yes; Google takes 30 percent of revenues

Metacafe - Payment to producers?: Yes. Producer Rewards program pays poster $5 per every 1,000 video views — one of the site's major attractions.

Blip.tv - Payment to producers?: Blip gives video producers a 50-50 revenue split from ads (when users earn at least $25 per quarter).

In reference to NIN releasing ghosts under a creative commons license.

Trent Reznor is a solid fair man. Creative commons opens the floodgate of talent out into the world and allows fair use. Not many people can "luck" into a record deal but have the talent. I have a lot of respect for this decision. - THE SUN CHICKEN

"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

April 20th

Have you reverted completely to US spelling standards? ie. Colour-color Neighbour-Nieghbor because of the dominant internet population of the US. I hate to but I think Canadian Internet users have no choice but to give in.

"4:50am Left the concert, and went to the same place where the bus dropped us off. In between this, I bought a sausage from the saucuisse man across from the venue. I ate about 80% of the sausage and fed the rest to the feral dogs begging for food. A man noticed that I wasn’t eating the bun that the sausage was in, and gave me speechless cues that he wouldn’t mind eating that bread. I gave him the bun, he ate one bite, handed it back to me, and chewed what he bitten off while looking me in the eyes… I have thought no more of this incident." Shawn Leslie - thestuffilike.org

April 19th, 2008

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.

Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

April 19th, 2008

The Population of San Francisco is 1/3 Gay

San Francisco has the highest percentage of gays amongst its population (not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course). Fully 1/3 of San Francisco is gay.

If you look to the left, and you look to the right.
And if they’re not gay.
You are!

- John Chow (Johnchow.com)

April 18th, 2008

I Believe you could have just as easily been a Worm, Fish or a Tree so no matter what be happy, your the most powerful species on this earth.

- The SUN CHICKEN

April 16th, 2008

"The best chance you have if you want to rise to the top is to give yourself up to loneliness. Fear nothing and work hard. One thing you'll discover is that life is based less than you think on what you've learned and much more than you think on what you've had inside you right from the beginning" – Bret Hart in 2006

April 15th, 2008

All I ever wanted was to find happiness and hope for the best when it came to my family and friends. Despite everything that has happened in my life I would have to state that perception has turned into reality in a much different sense. The idea of what makes us happy exists in many forms and through the evolution of adulthood that process will continue to flow like the tides.

The general feeling of an egotistical society lies in the fact that people don't believe within themselves. They need to portray their greatness so one day they might believe it themselves. I am far from being a great person myself so I say with discretion that before and foremost always believe in what you feel is right, because in the end you are all you have.

April 9th, 2008

Regarding the Torch Run in San Francisco Today:

Brad Pitt needs to get in there and Help calm this situation down and just let everyone enjoy the olympics without all the BS in the world being spewed upon us constantly. Can't we just have fun outside of a "girls gone wild DVD" for once.

ADVICE OF THE DAY:

My Advice of the Day is Don't tell your Mom she looks bad cause she looks like she's been beat up by a 300 pound goat. Just say "Mom... I'm glad your my Mom" or something like that unless she beat you as a kid...then its ok.

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