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June 7th, 2008 - Under Rated Youtube Video I don't like the way Youtube vidoes that are absolute garbage get +100,000 to +1,000,000 views.
June 6th, 2008 - The Wizard
Theres really not much to say here...this scene is one of the funniest things I can remember from my preadolescent childhood. ENTER THE POWERGLOVE.
This is a modified Power Glove made for the Wii...you can't buy it. I had the original as a Kid and man that was not good. I finally just ripped it apart so I could use it as a controller and have a turbo button to use. If there had of been a few games made for it, I think it could have been more successful. Thats like alot of Video Game devices though eg. The PS2 eyetoy, NES Running Pad, The NES Lightgun... I felt were all great devices, but they never had the software to support them. I'm glad the Wii has arrived.
Thought of the Day: I really need to get this Site somewhat polished a bit. It looks like I created it in about 1994. I loved Mortal Kombat back then...so much. GET OVER HERE!!! To my website that is tell your loser friends that will all turn there backs on you if you become more succesful in life then them that they need to come to this awesome site. Only if there worthy though. I don't want any losers looking around and poking their mice around my page. NOPE alot of people have spyware protection and what not. I wish this Site had SPYLOSER protection that would keep the uber dorks and D-Bags away. Do da dooda doooo (Hockey Night in Canada Theme Song).
June 5th, 2008 The Sun Chicken is contemplating about seperating the men from the boys sort a speak. Have one section of the Blog containing just gratuitous online things like hot chicks...and some more good looking girls. Maybe the Chicken will just throw the whole stinking blog into the gutter. Yeah I think thats what I'll do. Sorry little dudes. I'm going to try and not swear still and I can't get too crazy because I've got google ad sense on here. This is going nowhere...ZIP IT! I'm going go take my Tesla for a rip around the block....See ya, you dumb Computer. I'll put a picture up of my car before I go for all my little Sunchickers to see.
My Electric Car outside my Apartment. I love the Tesla its very expensive though but cheap to drive. The car is so awesome that I am required by law to take up 3 parking spots.
June 4th, 2008 I guess I'm going into the Gutter a Bit...sorry kids. Here is an Awesome animated GIF. (if you like boobs)
and another funny animated gif...
Now, the funniest video I may have ever seen in my life... If your living at home with your parents I must warn you that there is swearing so check the corridor of your jerk-off rent free kingdom.
"Ah Feck, I can't believe you've done this."
May 30, 2008 - Going Crazy?! Try Woodworking I just found a great site for a disgustingly large amount of wood working projects that reference free plans throughout the Internet(s). You may need to buy $600 worth of cheap brand name saws but you will always have something to prove you did something with your life at one time. You could actually just buy an ok $15 Hand-saw and start on a little project here and there and see if it's something you enjoy. I really enjoy building things but in all honesty I kinds suck at it....but not with these great plans! Freeww.com - Free Woodworking Plans
Its so good I just had to spread the word
May 29, 2008 - Ceiling Cat
Who hasn't jerked it with a Cat Present...I'm sure we all have.
May 28, 2008 - Cancer Can Only be Killed. Preferrebly by Never Being Born. Thought of the Day: There will never be a cure for Cancer. NEVER. Trying to find a cure has been one of the biggest wastes of money this world has seen. Tell me how do we cure Cells? Give me a break. You kill them and that is, and always will be the only way. If a 1/4 of the cancer donation commercials we saw on TV were spent on chemical awareness and what to avoid the rates of cancer would be reduced drastically. People need to go after the companies putting this garbage in our products so they can make a few more cents on a baby bottle liner that is made from leukemia causing byproducts. Society can't take this from large companies, we need to fight back. I am so P.O'd right now thinking about it...sorry. I have a 2 year old son and the thought of him dieing because of corporate neglect and greed really crosses the line in the sand for me. We as the people need to take back our world from the scum suckers destroying our planet, we just need to live normal lives. We need a worldwide revolution, I just hope I can do something whether big or small in helping us before I die from all this crap in the air. I just want to reduce some of the sadness we encounter day to day. The tears shed upon this world are turning into dollars for so many of the rich and it makes me sick.
May 27, 2008 - Find a Rich Relative Just came across this today when doing a search on an Oil Company. What it contains is the information of seemingly all the CEO,CFO, Owners etc... from all the major companies in North America. If your at all interested in financials and the bastards who steal from the poor and give to the rich then check it out.
May 23, 2008 - Down with Disney Can you believe this. Disney had created a virtual 3d Magic Kingdom world 3 years ago to celebrate its 50th anniversary. On May 22nd they decided to SHUT' ER DOWN. The virtual world was similiar to the popular Second Life 3D virtual world and had a 1000+ regular users. The one thing that bothers me about this is the poor parents that have to deal with there children in explaining why the Magical Kingdom would just - POOF! disappear. VMK effectively leaves behind over a quarter of a million players with no alternative online platform available.
Virtual Magic Kingdom Screenshot "VMK launched as a part of the Disneyland 50th Celebration and is now closed. Disney.com continues to create experiences to amaze our guests and we hope that all of our VMK friends will continue to join us. Thank you to the community that made VMK so special. Wait until you see what we're imagining next... :-)" - http://vmk.disney.go.com Here is a comment from a 13 year old on the save VMK Site "May 9th, Lauren Allen, Oregon - VMK is not just some silly game for the 50th celebration, VMK in my mind, was created to better lives, for everyone to get to be, who they want to be. There is alot of things that will happen on May 22nd. I am more then positive some people will die, the rates of drugs, accidents will go up, and more stalking and raping will occur do to online information given out, and kids with depression will deepen. I know, that VMK was an alternative to all of the above, because it gave children (and others to) a chance to just have fun, and have friends, and have a safe environment online, because I know that children that don't have VMK, will explore other sites, and most of these sites are not child friendly. VMK was more han just a game, it was a home, home to those that just couldn't fit in, or those who would rather spend their time online then outside. I am sure if i were a parent, (I'm 13) I would rather my child on a online computer game all day, then outside with gangs doing drugs, cutting themselves, or even making wrong choices, VMK has bettered these problems, for the thousands who play it every day, think about, the percentiles for those going up, and thousands of kids doing it, because VMK shut down. Please re-think the decision to close VMK."
Now what makes me mad is I never even heard of this till today and it looks like it would have been somewhat fun. Doesn't matter anyways I've got a stackload of PS2 games that have been touched all year. My desire for video games has somewhat passed on but I still have a strong connection to my youth whenever I think of "Double Dragon". Nonetheless, if at the age of 9 someone would have one day said to me "I'm sorry Billy but your game Double Dragon is going to be abolished from the face of the planet because a multibillion dollar company doesn't want you to play it anymore." I cannot imagine how angry I would have been not only at the world as a whole but my hatred for disney would only build up year after year. Despite their reasoning or even if there is a slight profit loss from VMK, Disney is making a very stupid and ill informed mistake on behalf of its dedicated fans. They should also think about people like me who never even heard of VMK but are truly disgusted at the actions of a company that is based on entertaining the world's children.
May 22, 2008 - Yahoo to be Bought by... Who Cares Regarding the ongoing overpublished story of Yahoo being courted by the lasses. Whatever.... who cares anymore. Get over yourselves Yahoo. But don't sell out because if Yahoo becomes Microsoft then there not worth there weight in Sh*t. If the Interent knows that Yahoo is "owned" then the company might as well just shut it doors. I'm glad that Yahoo has stood its ground in this mean world of corporate rule.
May 21, 2008 - Tattoo You Imagine your most favorite muscle car (mine's a '68 Charger). Imagine it pristine, with a flawless black paint job. Now, take out your car keys and randomly key up that paint as hard as you can --- that's what a beautiful woman looks like with tattoos. Telling naysayers "f*** you" by permanently marking up *your* body is hardly the way to appear rebellious or rational. - Random Blog Comment about Megan Fox People also hate people who don’t know how to discuss business. Saying “I’m right and you’re wrong” isn’t discussing - it just makes you look like a fool. Listen to other people’s opinions and take in as much as possible. - stakloaded.net
May 18th, 2008 - More Than Meets the Eye I have been a very long time supporter of the Transformers line of products since the time I was a just a little nugget. The 1980's cartoon was definitely one of my biggest highlights in life during my early youth and the toys to this day bring me a strange feeling of happiness by just looking at them. What this brings me to is the fact that I was not a fan in any form of the past movie blockbuster "Transformers". Now I do understand that I may be in a bit of a minority but that movie to me was like going to someone else's house and being forced to watch them play video games for over 2 hours. We have a movie starring a very under dressed 16 year old girl, a Camaro, an over rated weird named actor and a bunch of computer animations. OH! and that extremely unfunny african american fattie that some how still finds work and shows up in every movie I hate and how could I not mention John Voight as the president. John Voight...REALLY!!! A part of me likes John Voight but...F#$K OFF! Get off my screen theres no way that someone who spawned something as disgusting looking as Angeline Jolie should ever be considered the role of president in any movie. Not even on an episode of Care Bears which by the way had more story substance in any random showing than the entire mindless crapped together story known as "Transformers the Movie"
A bit of this rage may be fueled by the fact that the new Chinese made toys mostly suck and that the transformer Soundwave never even got a cameo. Although I did fall asleep for a little bit after a half hour of boring 3D rendered robot fighting, so I could be wrong. Nonetheless when I originally heard about the movie I was more than pumped up about it until I saw that it was going to be casting real people and trying to be an actual normal movie. I'll be honest about it though by saying that if I would of gotten the movie I wanted with all the original 80's Transformers Characters in a full CGI movie it likely would have made about 12% of what the movie grossed. Maybe I'm just too old now to be interested in a Kids Movie storyline or at least a 2+ hour one that was as believable as Osama Bin Laden being in IRAQ.
For taking away precious time in my life that I will never get back and for ripping my childhood memories to Sh*t I proclaim the 2007 Transformers Movie to be forever placed in my own personal pile of crap that will one day be "Thrown half way to the feckun moon." The Sun Chicken
Thought of the Day: I heart you...open source software.
May 16th, 2008 - Technology is Lookin Good...if you have lots of time to waste This is the beginnings of something I hope will be great. With a little bit of Gas in my engine I hope to one day bring out the happiness that can exist in technology. Just recently I installed Ubuntu which is the best operationg system I have seen to date. The future boads well for the Unix based system and I hope I can help make some people realize what power your Computer can possess. It is truly a great day for technology and the Spirit of the People of Africa live inside of UBUNTU. Honestly I have not been so hyped for something digital since I got my first Nintendo Entertainment System at the age of 9. I love LINUX I love the basis of Ubuntu and with a little video promotion and recognition I believe I can play a part and maybe someday a large part in creating the next pure revolution in the way people think about the most powerful tool they could ever posess. Also can you believe GIMP holy man! Adobe probably doesn't want too many people to know about that. Absolutely unbelievable. Lets hope the LINUX based future is a smooth one. Thought: If you Smoke your Stupid. Your also very likely to be submissive to the weaknesses in your life that you will never even try to change. Volunteering yourself and your money to increase your likelyhood of Cancer is beyond.....BEYOND stupidity. I used to smoke until I really thought about it and I was wrong to have started.
May 15th, 2008 - Painting of Happiness I've always envisioned a happy ending for all the people I currently care about. To paint a picture it usually involves everyone slow dancing to REM - Everybody Hurts...no fluorescent lighting, everyone is generally happy with there lives. Kinda like the end of a Party of 5 episode. STOP Leo Laporte's show that got cancelled a little while back is now running on mainstream networks CITYTV in Canada...little late! I still have a little notebook full of top notch information from that show. I can not say enough great things about Leo Laporte and his ethical approach to technology as a whole. Thought of the Day: If someone you Hate(I mean really HATE) runs a stop sign and your driving down the right of way would you speed up to try and hit them? ...I tried today... and I missed, honestly. So I chased the Ho down the block and flipped the female dog the one finger salute...and no this isn't an x-girlfriend or anything like that its just an evil backslider that doesn't deserve the grace of the dirt below her.
May 12th, 2008 - WWE Wrestling Sucks Especially TNA a.k.a "WCW V2.0" If you don't like Wrestling just skip this Write up. Well... I don't like it much now either but I like to complain about it. I have given up on TNA in a way by not watching as much anymore. To me it feels like if they gave me 2 weeks at the company and said "what would you do?" I think I I could make it a much better product... If I could, I would totally strip down the overproduced graphics, laser beams and especially that dumb looking TNA logo that spins out of the screen. Then I would give Mike Tenay and Don West Popcorn and Drink Trays and send them off to a baseball game so their constant useless YELLING!!! about nothing would have some value... Hire a WWE Legend either the Million Dollar Man, Honky Tonk Man or Roddy Piper (All proven Color Commentators) teamed up with Josh Mathews (who deserves more credit) or someone normal. Also I'm sick of everyone constantly complaining, its like watching a Dramatic Series on an Old Folks Home. I could go on but I'm giving away Millions of Dollars worth of information that will take TNA years of research to figure out. May 10th, 2008 1000 years (if?) from now There Will be Blood will be looked at as one of the Greatest movies in the History of the World...that and ET. I guess people that don't like TWBB really don't like it. I loved the realism and the portrayed story of greed in the oil industry at its earliest form. Affiliate Programs: Sponsors and Advertisers for Your Website
Thought of the Day: Its the Weekend...and its Spring, lets enjoy life while we can. May 9th, 2008
41 hours in an elevator. I hope that guy gets some advertising revenue from the 3 million views. I always thought you could climb out through the roof... guess not.
"If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say." Miley Cyrus - Supposed to be role model...is actually. Well can't she cap her estrogen a bit just for the sake of the children. All these disgusting "racy" pictures she does only trigger the wrong emotions in children and old men. They don't deserve any attention and as sure as butter is greasy you won't see those pics here. Yahoo news wants to pick up on... thats not right. MILEY LEAVE YOUR FRIGGIN CLOTHES ON! YOUR RUINING THE WORLD!...and those of us who are somewhat normal are disgusted. Thought of the Day: George W. Bush = Stubborn sniviling ass that has destroyed more lives on a fake war that has spit in the face of those who died on 9/11/01. Also to those 911 conspiracy theorists... please shut up.
May 8th, 2008 Sun Chicken is proud to announce that we have finally been "picked up" by Google. I would like to thank everyone who has supported the Sun Chicken so far. LETS CHANGE THE WORLD!!!. or whatever... waste time on the internet and do nothing else in life of any meaning. I would like to thank Twit.tv for entertaining me in a nerdy informative way. Some day the Sin Chicken...oops I mean...sun chicken will get to hang out with Leo Laporte and complain about Microsoft over a few whiskies. Most people may not know, but he is the absolute most fair man in the world of technology. For reasons of an insane nature his latest show - The Lab with Leo got cancelled in February of this year (new shows stopped in April). I learned so much from his shows that it would blow your mind...amazing show. There is a place to download the episodes. Very cool of whoever set this up. If your NERD to Half-Nerd check out one episode and see what you think - downthelab.com . Leo Laporte is the most giving man in the computer world you will ever find. If you want the inside scoop stay tuned to the life of Leo Laporte.
Leo "The Icon" Laporte after "Lab with Leo" got cancelled
Thought of the Day: If you want to lose weight. Exercise, Walk or do something that humans used to do in the caveman days. When your full... stop eating. You can pay organizations as much money as you want but the only way to lose weight can be summed up in 3 words - MOVE, EAT LESS. Very simple no need to complicate things.
May 7th, 2008 If there is one thing I can't stand its a Jackass. Especially a donkey who has a lot of money. That really bends my feathers the wrong way. So you say you want to be a rockstar? Well too damn bad first off you suck at playing an instrument and 2ndly you just plain suck at life. If I were you I would just give it up already. Get a job working in the mine and enjoy life before the day you get cancer. I guess thats the Sun chicken's thought of the day. Hey Hillary Clinton! YOUR FINISHED! You snivilling ASS... If I can convert a gas engine vehicle to an electric for apx. 50 tanks of gas why is no one doing it. I hope the oil companies don't come along bopping people over the head that try and do such. I have a large built up hatred for oil companies and large corporations. This world has been converted to serve their needs and I don't like it. We need to take back whats right in this world. Oil production will be looked at 100 years from now as one of the biggest scams in the history of the world. We live in that scam every day. This world is lied to as it gets beaten and abused solely for the monetary gain of the ones who don't need the extra 0's. We are the fools and the days of the kings ruling there subjects is still very much alive. A revolution needs to be constructed. A person who wants to save the earth can be looked at in a negative light by the stubborn but the abuses that happen everyday need to be stopped. At the end of World War II who were the "Good Guys". Look at what greed is doing to us. When can we make a change for the better.
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